In tonight’s Bad Dream, I encountered some cockateel-like creature chatting with what appeared to be Jake Gyllenhaal in that terrible Princess of Persian Rugs or whatever movie. They seemed to be engaged in a sort-of sitdown session with a strangely modified version of Latin superimposed across their knees.
When I woke up I realized it was just an Italian-subtitled video of Ronnie Wood chatting with Bono, like, 107 years ago.
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